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[demonicbeauty]

State your business with Ariadne...

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Voicemail; un: Wesson - mid September

[family_remains]

Araidne.. hey, it's Sam. Winchester. I saw your post on the network. Would you mind if I came by for some fruit?

[Did that sound as stupid as he feels saying it? Probably. Did he see her conversation with Dean on her network post? Yes. Is he reading into things when he shouldn't? Also probably yes.]

[VOICE]; UN: [USERNAME NOT SET]

[demonicbeauty]

[Her voice is absolutely delighted. She's gotten way too fond of Winchesters. It's a problem.]

Sam! I'm so glad you're here too!

...wait, sorry. You're the Sam who isn't possessed by that thing, right?

[family_remains]

[Ariadne* phone why

Aha! A speedy response. This pleases him. He's still getting to grips with everything going on but finding some familiar faces and usernaes is a comfort. He's hoping it might help him feel a little bit more normal.]

Ah, no, that's the little one. I'm just regular ol' me.

[demonicbeauty]

Right, right, right.

[It's still incredibly unnerving that he's a child now. But that's her problem and she'll deal with it. In her own way.]

Of course you can get some fruit. The pears are just ripening, they're perfect!

[A pause.]

I...um...I hope you can talk Dean into trying some. The way he eats...

[family_remains]

[Yeah, the whole little and large situation is a doozy, that's for sure.

Sam snorts, he can't help it.]

I know, it's terrible. He won't listen. I'd say it's his 'I'm an adult and no one can stop me' rebellion but honestly he's always been like this.

[demonicbeauty]

And just who is he rebelling against? You?

[family_remains]

Mm.. Our dad, probably. But he's been dead a long time, now.

My brother is a simple man, Airy.

[demonicbeauty]

Well, the dead have a way of living on in our heads.

[She speaks from experience here.]

But we need to keep trying. With Dean, I mean. Fruit is very good for you.

[family_remains]

You're right on both accounts.

Speaking of good for you, I couldn't help but hear him giving you a lesson on the birds and the bees. How'd that work out for you?

[demonicbeauty]

[She's genuinely baffled.]

Birds? Bees?

I don't remember discussing either of those with Dean.

[family_remains]

Wh- oh.

[A small, huffed laugh. It reminds him of Castiel a bit.]

I forgot how literal you are. It means sex. He was trying to give you a sex lesson.

[demonicbeauty]

Oh. That.

[She will never understand why humanoids dance around the topic so much. What are they so ashamed of?]

Well, Anakin told me that I shouldn't have the conversation with Dean. And he got kind of adamant about it...

[family_remains]

Anakin? Why- oh.

Yeah I can see why that.. What a creep.

I could have a word with him. If he's bothering you like that it's not okay. You're not his wife.

[demonicbeauty]

[Well, aren't you a paladin? Ariadne smiles a little bit.]

I can't blame him for missing his mate. I'm sure if I had one and I ran into someone with his face, I'd be upset too.

[family_remains]

Sure. But him dictating your actions because of that is gross.

There's a line there and he's crossing it. Do you see?

[demonicbeauty]

Of course I see.

[It's not her first encounter with snarly males. Just a strange and complicated one.]

I told him that Dean is my friend and he doesn't even know him!

[family_remains]

Well why would he care if he's viewing you as his wife. Like he's got a claim on you.

[demonicbeauty]

Well. He doesn't.

[family_remains]

I didn't think so. That's why it's gross.

[Sam sighs. This wasn't his plan in calling but it needs to be taken care of.]

Alright.. I'll make sure he doesn't bother you again. In the meantime if he approaches you, tell me.

[demonicbeauty]

Oh, no, Sam. I don't need you to do that.

I can handle Anakin.

[family_remains]

Because you don't want to ask for help or you're comfortable dealing with him? Because I don't mind. I've dealt with a lot worse than for way less.

[demonicbeauty]

You sound like a knight. Like you want to charge to a maiden's rescue.

[Which is admirable. Don't get her wrong. A nice reminder of home, in some ways.]

But you don't have to. I'm just going to ignore Anakin.

[family_remains]

I'm not trying to suggest you aren't capable, I've just seen it get dark with guys like that.

Ignoring him might not be enough and by then it could be too late.

So.. so he feels entitled to you. What happens when he gets sick of being ignored?

[demonicbeauty]

You don't really think he'd try to do something unchivalrous, do you?

He's a knight. Something called a "Jedi."

[family_remains]

I think he would. I don't trust him at all.

And Jedi is just a religion. I wouldn't say he's a knight in the way you're thinking.