Deer Country Inbox

[demonicbeauty]

State your business with Ariadne...

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OOC: This post is an in-character inbox for anyone wishing to contact the character, Araidne, for deercountry. To contact the mun, please PM this journal or send a private plurk to wizera.

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[righthemisphere]

[Nope, fuck Jumanji. Raleigh ain't about that life, he saw the movie. Jack Black is funny but hard pass.]

Well alright then. When you're feeling better let's set it up. I'll teach you how to play corn hole, too.

[demonicbeauty]

Does it involve corn? And...holes?

[righthemisphere]

You're gonna love this. It does not involve corn at all. There are holes, though.

[demonicbeauty]

Just as well. We probably need to start thinking about planting corn, anyway. Not playing games with it.

[righthemisphere]

[Another laugh. He can't disagree with that.]

That we should.

I guess.. I should probably get on that.

[demonicbeauty]

You're going to keep us all going, Raleigh.

I hope you know how much of a hero you are.

[righthemisphere]

Pff- nah. We’re all in this together.

Besides, you’re helping me on this, don’t think you’re getting off the hook.

[demonicbeauty]

...hook?

[She looks a bit alarmed, turning over her shoulder.]

There's a hook?

[righthemisphere]

Only in the metaphorical sense. Like how you'd catch a fish with a hook, you'd catch a person with an obligation or responsibility.

[demonicbeauty]

Another idiom.

I see.

[righthemisphere]

Said the blind man to his deaf wife~

[demonicbeauty]

That seems cruel. His wife wouldn't be able to--

[Wait.]

Oh.

[righthemisphere]

[Raleigh just laughs.]

Good bye, Ariadneee

[And he laughs until he hangs up.]